Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Troll in Anderson

Hello there,

We are the troll hunters. We have recieved word that there is a troll in Anderson Township. Now, before we explain the task at hand, we must explain what a troll is. Trolls arent some friendly, noble beasts. They are monsters. They hurt people.  We will be investigating the area for any troll sightings or troll bodies. If you have any information call 513-555-TROLL.
Not trolls

2 comments:

  1. Troll: A supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, variously portrayed as a friendly or mischievous dwarf or as a giant, that lives in caves, in the hills, or under bridges.

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  2. Fellow Troll Hunter,
    it is understood that while a plane from scandanavia was delivering goods to the nearest kroger it crashed into the woods of merritt grove.

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